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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a
whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person
of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him...........The moral: When you're full
of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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There's two theories to arguin' with a
woman. Neither one works.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the
first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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Never slap a man who's chewin'
tobacco.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat
in a flock of sheep.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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When you give a lesson in meanness to
a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their
lesson.
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When you're throwin' your weight
around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There are three kinds of men. The one
that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest
of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
